Oversize Cups

Last time I was in Vegas, I saw a couple of drunk white guys carrying these huge cups, almost 3 feet in height. I asked them where did they get those oversize cups? They mentioned a bar, but were too drunk to give me the specifics.

While planning this trip, the oversize cups weighed heavily on my mind. The question was, how would I take it back home? Answer: a duffle bag. Hit-men put a dead body in a duffle bag, why not an oversize cup? I bought a duffle bag a month before our Vegas trip with the idea of putting all of our oversize cups in the duffle bag.

I did extensive research online about where to get these oversize cups. Low and behold, they were everywhere on the strip. I narrowed it down to a few cups I wanted to get. I wanted to get the biggest and baddest oversize cup. One place was The Purple Zebra at the Linq Shopping District.

That is where we went. They have so much oversize cups in that store, twas ridiculous. You could even get alcohol in the cups for an additional charge. I couldn't drink all that alcohol, however, I did buy the biggest and baddest cup, the 100 oz Purple Zebra, and it fit perfect into the duffle bag. We also bought the Fishnet Stocking (A Christmas Story) bought at Walgreens, and Fat Tuesdays bought at MGM Grand. All cups were awesome, can’t wait to show them off. You can get oversize cups all over the place in Vegas, even downtown Vegas.